The European Federation of East Europe is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Grand President Elżbieta Bosak with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 21.158 billion East Europeans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 64.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient East European economy, worth 710 trillion East European Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 33,576 East European Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grand President Elżbieta Bosak has just been declared ruler of East Europe in an international press conference, Roman Catholicism has been named as East Europe's national religion, army rations are served on silver platters, and East Europe has designated Warsaw as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Europe's national animal is the East European Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

East Europe is ranked 79,183^rd in the world and 11^th in Estovakia for Safest, scoring 90.69 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.